Bad Karma, the new Miss Gay 90’s. Photo by George Holdgrafer

On Halloween evening, October 31, appropriately enough, at the La Femme Show Lounge, newcomer Bad Karma won the Miss Gay 90’s Contest, with a $500 cash award. In front of a large and appreciative audience, she emerged on top of a field of five contestants: Scotia, Octavia Bonet, Mercedes Iman, Shanice Rodgers, and Bad Karma. The contest consisted of three categories—evening gown, question and answer, and talent—with Bad Karma sweeping the latter. Longtime La Femme Show Director Nina Di Angelo emceed the event. Last year’s Miss Gay 90’s, perennial titleholder Geneva Richards, stepped down from her title, although she continues to reign as Miss City of the Lakes. Along with Di Angelo and Richards, other La Femme performers, including Prada Diamond, displayed their awesome talent at the contest. The La Femme ensemble is onstage Wednesday through Sunday at the Gay 90’s.

Gay 90’s
408 Hennepin Ave., Mpls.
(612) 333-7755
www.gay90s.com

1. Beatles On Air – Live at the BBC Vol. 2
Nearly two decades after the first set was issued – and nearly half a century after they were first aired – several dozen classic tracks performed by the Beatles in their live prime are finally available (legally, at least; bootlegs have been out for decades). Fab Four fans will be thrilled to hear two previously unheard tracks – “I’m Talking About You” and “Beautiful Dreamer” among the tunes here, along with a completely different line up from the first volumes. And to add the fun, there is plenty of between-song banter with the very young and very cheeky quartet. If you missed out on the first set in 1994, a combo box set is also available.
$19.99

2. Trampled by Turtles Live at First Avenue
Sure, it’s not a single, 30-minute droning solo, but this Duluth-area band celebrates a decade together with a smoking set recorded at the confines of the Minneapolis music mainstay. As the Turtles has pushed at the boundaries of the local scene to become something bubbling up nationwide, they’ve never lost the deep connection with their musical and cultural roots. You can hear live editions of “Wait So Long” and Alone,” of course, along with more obscure cuts. The band even showcases the full breadth of their influences with a cover of the Pixies “Where Is My Mind?” For the visually inclined, a DVD captures the set (recorded over three nights), while a bundle that includes the DVD, a vinyl copy of the album and a coffee-table book is also available.
$9.99

3. Erasure Snow Globe
Really, who doesn’t want a collection of seasonal, Christmas and holiday songs from this longstanding British dance-pop duo not named The Pet Shop Boys? The resulting album is a mixed lot of classic holiday tunes (from “Silent Night” to “White Christmas”) to original seasonally themed tracks. The originals are more satisfying here, as the various standards sound forced when rendered in a synth-pop style. When crafting their own music, Andy Bell and Vince Clarke give us a slightly moody rendition of the holiday with tunes like “Blood on the Snow” (which sounds like a track from A Very Special Fargo Christmas) and “There’ll Be No Tomorrow,” while even “White Christmas” has more than a touch of menace hiding in its chilly grooves.
$9.99

4. Madonna The MDNA World Tour Blu-Ray
If you missed Madonna’s last world tour – or just want to revisit the memories – this live concert film will bring it all to life in your living room, den, bed room or wherever you want to enjoy it. Footage is drawn from more than 80 shows from the sold-out tour, employing dozens of cameras to build the perfect audio and visual experience. Both are vital for this tour, as Madonna not only brought the music, but also crafted a visual feast featuring 25 dancers and plenty of stage effects. On the music side, we get an overview of Madonna’s career, from “Papa Don’t Preach” and “Express Yourself” to “Vogue” to “Gang Bang” and “Love Spent.”
$19.99

A Don’t Hug Me Christmas Carol
Now thru January 5
New Century Theatre • City Center, Downtown Minneapolis

It’s Christmas Eve in Bunyan Bay, Minnesota and cantankerous bar owner Gunner Johnson gets in an argument with his wife, Clara, tells her he’s skipping Christmas, he storms out of the bar, goes snowmobiling across the lake, falls through the ice on his skidoo and goes into a coma. He comes back in his dream where he’s visited by folk legend, Sven Yorgensen, who plays the ghost of Christmas past, present, and future. Sven takes Gunner (Scrooge) on a journey similar to that in Charles Dickens’ “A Christmas Carol” only very different. Will Gunner come out of his coma and find redemption with Clara at The Bunyan? Find out. Visit donthugme.com for tickets and more information.

A Victorian Christmas at the Ramsey House
Now thru January 1, 2014
Alexander Ramsey House • 265 S. Exchange St., St. Paul

Experience the sights, sounds and tastes of a Victorian Christmas in 1875. During the tour, visitors can taste homemade cookies fresh from the wood burning stove, listen to popular holiday music of the era played on the family’s Steinway piano and view original family ornaments and Christmas gifts. Discover how the Ramsey family and their friends, neighbors and servants prepared for and celebrated the Christmas season. Shop in the Carriage House gift store for replica Victorian ornaments and holiday items. Closed Thanksgiving Day and Christmas Day. Visit mnhs.org for tickets and more information.

TCGMC’s Annual Poinsettia Sale
Now thru December 11 at Noon

Each holiday season, Ted Mann Concert Hall comes to life as the men of the Twin Cities Gay Men’s Chorus decorate the stage and lobby with some of the most beautiful poinsettias you will ever see. This joyous holiday atmosphere happens thanks to many of you. At $20 each, the Chorus sells these special poinsettia plants in the name of or in honor of a friend, family or loved one. Order by noon, December 11, 2013! After the final concert on Sunday, December 15, each of these holiday plants is donated to our community partners – other local LGBT charities – so that they can help brighten the spirits of others less fortunate during the holidays. Order at tcgmc.org/music-merchandise/poinsettia or call the Chorus office at 612-339-7664.

Black and Blue Ball
Saturday, November 30 • 8pm
eagleBOLTbar • 515 Washington Ave. S., Minneapolis

The 2014 Mr. Minneapolis Eagle contest is over, and now it’s time to celebrate the new titleholder. They’re rolling out the red carpet at the Bolt Underground for this leather/gear dance celebration for the new Mr. Minneapolis Eagle 2014. Visit eagleboltbar.com for more information.

Turn Back Now! Surreal Estate EP Release Party
Saturday, November 30 • 10pm
Palmer’s Bar • 500 Cedar Ave. S., Minneapolis

2 Trans-fronted bands, Turn Back Now! and Fuzzy Machete, headline a great evening of music at Palmer’s Bar as part of Turn Back Now!’s EP release party. They’ll be joined by Hot Damn! and Dem Atlas. $5 cover, and eccentric attire encouraged. Lots of great swag too. Visit “Bad Medicine Productions” on Facebook or Palmersbar.net for more information.

Lavender’s December First Thursday presented by Ketel One
Thursday, December 5 • 5:30-8pm
Calhoun Beach Club • 2925 Dean Pkwy., Minneapolis

The annual holiday edition of First Thursdays is always a festive event. Join Lavender Magazine, HRC Twin Cities, Project 515, OutFront MN, Twin Cities Gay Men’s Chorus, PFund, North Country Bears, Minneapolis Movie Bears, Twin Cities Quorum, and Prime Timers MSP as we celebrate the holiday season. Admission is FREE – No RSVP needed. There’s also no dress code, so come as you are. The evening features complimentary appetizers, cash bar with featured Ketel One cocktails, and prize registrations. There’s plenty of parking available, including the Calhoun Beach Club Apartments ramp on Thomas Ave. Visit lavendermagazine.com/calendar/lavenders-first-thursdays/ or search “Lavender’s December First Thursday” on Facebook for more information.

Minnesota AIDS Project’s 30^th Anniversary
Thursday, December 5 • 6-8pm
Minnesota Central Library • Cargill Hall Gallery
300 Nicollet Mall, Minneapolis

MAP will be celebrating 30 years of progress in an art gallery specifically curated to highlight MAP’s 30 years, and presenting the future direction of the organization. Guest speakers include Michael Kaplan, President & CEO or AIDS United; Senator Jeff Hayden, Deputy Majority Leader, Minnesota State Senate; and Bill Tiedemann, Executive Director, Minnesota AIDS Project. Refreshments and light hors d’oeuvres will be provided. Suggested contribution: $100/$250/$500/$1,000. Visit www.mnaidsproject.org.

The Magic Dreidels
Thursday, December 5 thru Friday, December 20
Hillcrest Center Theater • 1978 Ford Parkway, St. Paul

This charming and magical play for the whole family explores the cultural traditions of Hanukkah and the all-encompassing themes of kindness and friendship. It’s a tale of a boy and how the magic dreidels he receives from a goblin help him learn the warm lessons of the Jewish “Festival of Lights.” The Magic Dreidels was originally commissioned by and received its world premiere at MJTC in 2000. Tickets are $17. Visit mnjewishtheatre.org for tickets and more information.

Sweet & Sour Richfield – Made in China
Friday, December 6 – Sunday, December 22
Illusion Theater • 528 Hennepin Ave., Minneapolis

“Sweet & Sour Richfield – Made In China!” finds Miss Richfield getting ready to take one final Greyhound Bus trip, as the people of Richfield are cutting expenses. Always up for new adventures, Miss R is exploring cultures that need her ministry of talent and beauty, so she may end up on overseas bus trip! With this all-new production, Miss R joyously romps across the globe with colorful videos, twisted sing-a-longs, and a healthy heap of audience interaction. Tickets are $30-$40. Visit illusiontheater.org for tickets and more information.

A Midnight Queer Holiday Concert
December 6 & 7
First Universalist Church • 3400 Dupont Ave. S., Minneapolis

Come home with One Voice and ignite your winter holidays with an unexpected and eclectic celebration of music and poetry. This non-traditional holiday concert features LBGT spoken word artist Tish Jones, and poets Kate Lynn Hibbard and Elijah Rose. Enjoy music from Chanukah, Kwanza, Solstice, the Hindu festival of lights, Christmas, and Mawlid an-Nabi (Sufi birth of Mohammed). With community singers and plenty of audience sing-along carols, we offer a holiday concert like no other and a musical celebration you won’t soon forget. Tickets are $20-$25 and $15 for students and seniors. Visit ovmc.org for tickets and more information.

Smitten Kitten’s 5^th Annual EroticArt: A Local Art & Crafts Fair
Friday, December 6 thru Saturday, January 4

From practical, handmade, sex supplies to erotic and expressive fine art, the Smitten Kitten will showcase local talents during their EroticArt Fair. The month long event kicks off on December 6 when Smitten Kitten will be transformed into an interactive gallery for EroticArt’s Opening Event.  Guests can expect an evening filled with engaging and inspiring art, refreshments, conversations with the artisans and artists, as well as the opportunity to take home some irresistible local works. Smitten Kitten’s staff of sex educators will also be facilitating crafty activities for attendees and answering customer questions as usual. Visit smittenkittenonline.com for more information.

Lavender’s Out at the Movies
Thursday, December 12 • 7pm
St. Anthony Main Theatre • 115 Main St. SE, Minneapolis

Out at the Movies is back, and we’ll be showing Southern Baptist Sissies, the new release from Del Shores, the creator of Sordid Lives. Southern Baptist Sissies is the story of four gay boys who grew up in the Southern Baptist church and the different journey each one takes in coming to terms with their own homosexuality versus what they were taught by the church. Tickets are $10 in advance and $15 at the door. Ticket sales benefit Minneapolis Movie Bears and Out Twin Cities Film Festival. Search “Lavender’s Out at the Movies” on Facebook for tickets and more information.

Twin Cities Gay Men’s Chorus Holiday Concert
Friday, December 13 – Sunday, December 15
Ted Mann Concert Hall • 2128 4^th St. S., Minneapolis

Twin Cities Gay Men’s Chorus celebrates the wonder of the season with special guest Matt Alber! After performing as part of the renowned ensemble Chanticleer, Matt has pursued more contemporary projects and made a name for himself with his hit End of the World. The TCGMC will be working with Matt, San Francisco Gay Men’s Chorus and the Gay Men’s Chorus of Washington, D.C. to create arrangements of favorite holiday songs especially for Matt and chorus! Tickets are $25-$53. Visit tickets.umn.edu to purchase your tickets.

Prime Timers MSP Roving Breakfast
Saturday, December 14 • 8:45am
Baker’s Square • 2239 Ford Parkway, St. Paul

Prime Timers MSP provides mature gay and bisexual men, and their admirers, opportunities to come together in a supportive atmosphere to enjoy social, educational, and recreational activities. One of those upcoming activities is their monthly breakfast. Join them for some good food and great conversation. Free parking next to restaurant. Visit www.primetimersww.org/ptmsp/ for more information.

Mr. Minneapolis Eagle Stuff Drive benefitting Aliveness Project’s Holiday Baskets
Saturday, December 14 • 10pm – 1am
eagleBOLTbar • 515 Washington Ave. S., Minneapolis

Make the holidays a little brighter for a family affected by HIV. Donate to the “Stuff Drive.” Why “stuff?” The baskets can be filled with all sorts of items to help a family.

Donations can include: Non-perishable food, small household items, small household appliances, toiletries, winter gear, new clothing, gift cards, games, toys. All donations will go to The Aliveness Project Holiday Basket Program. Visit “MME Stuff Drive Benefitting The Aliveness Project’s Holiday Baskets” on Facebook.

Believe! A Christmas Cabaret
Saturday, December 21 • 6pm
All God’s Children Metropolitan Community Church • 3100 Park Ave. S., Minneapolis

The Ministry Teams of All God’s Children MCC will be hosting a Cabaret to benefit Project Off-Streets a drop in center for homeless youth (www.youthlinkmn.org). The evening will include some of your favorite Christmas music, music by local artists, Christmas stories written by MCC members, traditional Christmas meal and silent auction. Tickets are $25 per person and include dinner. You can purchase tickets three different ways: Email admin@agcmcc.org or call (612) 824-2673 Tuesday-Thursday from 10-4PM to order tickets.

John Trones in Concert – Christmas in the City
Monday, December 23 • 7:30pm

Join John on Christmas Eve-Eve, as he returns to the Pantages Theatre for a special night of holiday music with amazing friends and musical guests! Special Guests Include; Grammy nominated pianist Jim Brickman, from “Mamma Mia” Jen Burleigh-Bentz, singer/actress Maria Stukey (Bella Diva), legendary guitarist Troy Norton, and Twin Cities’ jazz artist Brian Z as well as some very special surprise guests! This year they’re raising money for the Zach Sobiech Osteosarcoma Children’s Cancer Fund. We were all touched by Zach’s beautiful music and inspiring story, and in support of Zach’s memory and his mission a portion of all proceeds will be donated to the Zach Sobiech Osteosarcoma Children’s Cancer Fund. Special post-Thanksgiving Friends & Family Discount – $10 off your ticket purchase price when you use the promo code – HOLIDAY. Visit www.johntrones.com for ticket information.

10^th Annual Crystal Ball
Tuesday, December 31 • 8pm – 2am
International Market Square • 275 Market St., Minneapolis

Dan Vargas and LEAD presents the Twin Cities largest New Years Eve party. They’re celebrating their 10^th anniversary, so you can be sure they’re bringing the party to the next level, literally! They are using all 5 levels for the first time! More bars, award winning lighting, special midnight performances, new 5th floor ultra VIP sky lounge, valet, Downtown and Uptown shuttle service, bottle service, tables overlooking the dance floor, all inclusive ultra VIP cabanas, hors d’oeuvre VIP buffet. Make your plans early and get take advantage of the presale discount! This is a 21+ event. Tickets are on sale now at www.nyeminneapolis.com

North Country Bears January Midnight Pool Party
Saturday, January 11 • 10:30pm – 1am
Radisson Roseville

Chilled by the winter weather? Try the 20-bear jacuzzi at the North Country Bears January Pool Party! Get your furry self over to the private chalet-style pool party, complete with cash bar. The Presidential Suite will also be available after hours to help you dry out with a few snacks. $10 at the door. Visit www.ncbears.com for more information.

Coming with Porn Superstars Paul Steele, Tony Orion, Aleks Buldocek

After a hiatus of several years, the legendary Chi Chi LaRue is bringing back what was an annual holiday tradition in the Twin Cities: her XXXmas extravaganza. Presiding over the event as DJ on December 21 at the Bolt Underground in Minneapolis, she’s coming with porn superstars Paul Steele, Tony Orion, and Aleks Buldocek.

A native of Hibbing, Minnesota, LaRue launched her career as a popular female impersonator in the Twin Cities in the late 1970s before moving to Los Angeles in 1986. She now is celebrating 25 years of being the world’s most famous gay adult video director, having helmed hundreds of productions. LaRue’s C1R (Channel 1 Releasing) is the largest gay adult video company worldwide. Her third and later incarnation is as an internationally much-in-demand DJ. Out Magazine has named LaRue one of its Top 50 “Most Powerful Gay Men and Women in America.”

Be there early for Chi Chi LaRue’s XXXmas, as the cover is only $5 before 10 PM ($7 after), and it undoubtedly will attract a capacity crowd!

Chi Chi LaRue’s XXXmas
Dec. 21
Bolt Underground
515 Washington Ave. S., Mpls.
(612) 338-4214
www.eagleboltbar.com

Another year, another collection of terrific music – with plenty of it coming from local shelves. Here are ten of my favorites from 2013:

1. Polica Shulamith

It’s been a wild couple of years for Polica, the Twin-Cities group that found success seemingly moments after they formed, issuing a well-regarded debut (Give You the Ghost) followed by plenty of national attention. The band’s sophomore release finds the group spreading into new sonic territory beyond the moody electronics that dominated their debut. It makes for a heady collection loaded with tunes packed with depth.

2. Savages Silence Yourself

Rock ‘n’ roll may be struggling at present, but there’s still brand-new bands putting up the good fight. London’s Savages crafted the most energizing album of the year, referencing decades of punk, post-punk and indie styles while still offering a fresh sound that can make the most cynical rocker happy.

3. Lizzo Lizzobangers

Twin-Cities rapper Lizzo is as hot as they come right now and her debut album finds a young artist packed with confidence and bravado and sporting a vibe that is easily recognizable as the “Twin Cities Sound.” She teams up with Doomtree’s Lazerbeak here, who provides the kind of tough backing that has made the music from the collective so compelling over the years.

4. David Bowie The Next Day

Bowie takes cues from his classic 1970s sound, down to referencing the cover to “Heroes” here. Connecting to the past lifted our favorite musical chameleon to rare late-career heights that embraced nearly half a century of musical exploration.

5. Dessa Parts of Speech

Dessa continues to explore the intersection between a myriad of musical styles, employing as much singing as rapping on her tremendous 2013 album. The songs are packed with honesty and driven by a bracing sense of musical exploration.

6. Har Mar Superstar Bye Bye 17

His latest album finds our favorite Superstar plying the cool side of the ‘60s and ‘70s, digging into soul and R&B with pretty joyful results. There’s sultry soul (“Lady, You Shot Me”) and plenty of tunes that could pack the dance floor in any decade.

7. Tame Impala Lonerism

Tame Impala moves into rock’s heady history to build one of the most beguiling records of the year. These Australians never met a psychedelic groove they didn’t like, but the sense of adventure – along with nods along to the way to more modern styles – makes them more than just a tube-amp-using nostalgia act.

8. Low The Invisible Way

There’s more to drones with this longstanding (20 years and counting) Duluth-based band. The music is often low key, but the songs themselves are hauntingly beautiful and full of energy and drive, from the soft pop of “Plastic Cup” to the sweep of “On My Own.”

9. Sigur Ros Kveikur

Everybody’s favorite obscure Icelandic rockers made a strong return in 2013, issuing a collection of tunes that kept the band firmly in the strange inner space they have inhabited for a decade and a half, while allowing a bit more access for newcomers. No, Kveikur isn’t a pop record, but it’s more than the soundscapes staying in the mind. It’s also the melody.

10. The Joy Formidable Wolf’s Law

Ironic hipsterism and mumblecore hasn’t destroyed all outsized emotions, as this Welsh trio proves here, as they wear their epic influences – from Sonic Youth to My Bloody Valentine – on wind-swept sleeves for the likes of “The Ladder is Ours” and “Maw Maw Song.”

Trenton Dumont (left) and Kevin Hague. Photo by George Holdgrafer

Features Awesome Male Dancers Up Close and Personal

On February 3, Men’s Night at the Town House in St. Paul celebrates its lucky seventh anniversary at the bar with a gala party. The popular weekly event debuted in the early 2000s at the now-defunct Over the Rainbow bar several miles away in St. Paul but moved to its present venue after the previous one closed in 2006.

The cozy Lounge in the rear of the Town House is where Men’s Night happens every Monday from 10 PM to 1 AM. It features awesome male dancers who get up close and personal with customers in the intimate setting. A group of regular patrons is usually there every week, but newcomers are always welcome, of course.

Veteran bartender Trenton Dumont, who presided over Men’s Night when it was at Over the Rainbow, continues that tradition now at the Town House. A native of Montana who moved here a decade ago, he’s the perfect host. In addition, he oversees the male dance troupe that performs weekly at the Town House as well as occasionally at regional bars like The Main Club in Superior, Wisconsin. Full Disclosure: When Dumont and I first met in 2003, we discovered that we share something very intimate—the same birthday, June 23, although I’ll confess that he’s half my age!

Helping to create the ideal atmosphere for Men’s Night is one of the top DJs on the GLBT bar scene, Kevin Hague. He spins just the right eclectic musical selection. In addition, “Father” Chris makes sure that everything goes smoothly with the welcoming physical ambience, including erotic but nonsexual male videos.

If you haven’t experienced Men’s Night at the Town House, you’re missing one of the most fun occasions at any GLBT bar in the Twin Cities. Plus, there’s no cover for such a hot time!

Black Kat
Saturday, January 18 • Doors 9pm
Kitty Kat Club • 315 14^th Ave. SE, Minneapolis

Meow. Black Hearts Burlesque, AJent O and the Kitty Cat Klub present Black Kat, a feverish dance event that bites back. Featuring gogo kittens, provocative performances curated by Elektra Cute, and a sexy soundtrack by AJent O! All are welcome at these limited engagements; Black Kat is the tri-yearly party that promises to scratch your back, and who knows, maybe you’ll get lucky. $10 per person. Must be 21+. More info at www.kittykatclub.net

Miss Minnesota Continental Plus & Elite 2014
Friday, January 24 • Doors 8:30pm • Starts 10pm
Gay 90’s • 408 Hennepin Ave., Minneapolis

Minnesota Continental Pageantry, in association with The Ladies of LaFemme, is expanding its illustrious family and producing another pageant! They’ve added an Elite division (for the 40+ gals) to our existing Plus pageant, so it’s a 2 pageants in 1 event!! Come out to see the FINEST in female impersonation as the full figured and the over 40 and still fabulous compete to become Miss Minnesota; thus, qualifying them to compete in their respective National Pageant taking place in Chicago over Easter weekend. Tickets are $5-$20. Visit www.brownpapertickets.com and search “Miss Minnesota Continental Plus Elite 2014” for tickets and more information.

5^th Annual Jewish Humor Festival
Sunday, January 18 – February 1 • 730pm
Sabes JCC Theatre • 4330 S. Cedar Lake Rd., Minneapolis

The Twin Cities Jewish Humor Festival, which is getting ready to kick-off its 5th year, combines one-act plays, one-person shows, music performance, stand-up and improvisational comedy, story-telling, film, visual art, workshops, and so much more – all in celebration of the Jewish contribution to the world of humor! Opening night features lesbian comedian, Jessica Kirson. She’s been featured on various television shows, including, Comedy Central’s Premium Blend and Fresh Faces, Bravo’s The Great Things About Being, Seasons 2 and 3 of NBC’s Last Comic Standing, and NBC’s Last Call With Carson Daly and The Tonight Show with Jay Leno. Jessica has also performed in numerous comedy festivals and clubs throughout the US. Also appearing opening night is Chicago-based vintage variety act Plucky Rosenthal who has been on the scene for five years, producing two one-woman shows and headlining variety nights in the Chicagoland area. A semi-finalist for the Andy Kaufman Award, and with training spanning improv, music, clown, and mime, she has a keen eye for classic comedy with a modern take, combining old school joke telling, clever original music, and energetic physical comedy. Recommended for 18+ (language/content) Tickets and more information available at http://www.sabesjcc.org/humor-fest.php

19 Bar’s January Pool Tournament
Sunday, January 19 • 4pm
19 Bar • 19 W. 15^th St., Minneapolis

Chalk up your pool cue! It’s time for the 19 Bar’s monthly pool tournament! $5 entry fee! There’s a CASH PRIZE for the winner, and $15 BAR TABS for 2nd and 3rd place! Don’t miss it! Visit www.facebook.com and search “The 19 Bar” for more information.

Bear Bar Night
January 25 • 8-11pm
Bolt Underground • 515 Washington Ave. S., Minneapolis

Hey, the column is called Bear With Me, so there needs to be a “Bear” event listed. Join the North Country Bears for their monthly Bear Bar Night in the Bolt Underground. $7 gets you a cup for keg beer, pop, and a whole lot of burly bears, Grrr. And if you need something to gnaw on, the eagleBOLTbar offers pizza, sandwiches, burgers, and other munchies. Visit www.ncbears.com for more info.

Arcade Fire Reflektor

Considering they have ridden the line between restraint and drama since 2004’s classic debut Funeral, it’s no surprise that album number four finds Arcade Fire making a bloated, messy, but often compelling double album. Over the course of 75 minutes, the Canadian group merges their usual dynamics with a dance vibe inspired by a trip to Haiti and aided by production from LCD Soundsystem’s James Murphy. It’s trippy, confounding and often considerably compelling, with the songs referencing the story of Eurydice and Orpheus amid the extended dance grooves presaged by the opening title track (and leadoff single). Even the peppy musical moods fall back by the second half of the album, as the songs extend and a sense of quiet darkness overtakes the proceedings.

M.I.A. Matangi

When she emerged seemingly out of nowhere in 2005, M.I.A. was a remarkable breath of fresh air. Her multicultural approach to rap and hip-hop broke open a stale genre and ushered in a new generation of smart, confrontational artists. Eight years and three albums later, M.I.A. is in danger of being outstripped by those she inspired. Matangi isn’t a bad album by any stretch, but with a few exceptions (such as the stuttering, strutting lead single “Bring the Noize”) there is a bit of “going through the motions” here. She tries to recreate hit “Paper Planes” several times here, but none of those tunes have that tune’s striking mix of samples and vocals. The album feels tired – as if M.I.A. has lost her way.

Lady Gaga Artpop

The usual arc for an artist is to come out of the gates wearing their influences clearly on their sleeves. As they mature, more and more of their own voice emerges. The opposite is true for Gaga, who hid her Madonna influences behind a wall of eccentric musical and personal choices. As the shock has worn off, the devotion to Ms. Ciccone has grown more and more pronounced, to the point where Artpop could just be a lost album from Madonna. The problem is that it isn’t a particularly good lost album, working mainly in tired dance beats and platitudes no more sophisticated than “we should be together.” Artpop doesn’t just fail to shock like Lady Gaga’s earlier work – it completely fails to engage.

Mason Jennings Always Been

Hanging out with music legends can rub off on any artist, even one as accomplished as Mason Jennings. A chat with Patti Smith led to “Patti and Robert” (about Smith’s relationship with Robert Mapplethorpe), a core track on Jennings’ latest impressive collection of mature, folk-tinged rock ‘n’ roll. The sense of intense self-examination and exploration that marks Smith’s work can be found throughout this collection. Jennings also embraces his rootsier side this time around, working with producer Bo Ramsey (Greg Brown and others) and a full band (including two of Ramsey’s sons from the Pines) that gives the whole album a warm, homespun vibe. Into that, the songwriter pours plenty of honesty in tunes like “Brand New Old Friend” that make this a consistent, compelling listen.

The Depot. Photo by Hubert Bonnet

Indoor Skating at The Depot
Milwaukee Road Depot, Minneapolis
Through March 9
$9 Admission, $7 Skate Rental
www.thedepotminneapolis.com

This indoor seasonal ice skating rink has a wall of glass offering views of the downtown skyline. When you’re ready to take a break from skating enjoy a hot chocolate from the food and refreshment bar.

Wells Fargo Winter Skate
St. Paul
Through February 2
Free
www.wellsfargowinterskate.com

Skaters are invited to experience the unique urban setting of downtown Saint Paul with this artificially-chilled rink. The historic Landmark Center creates a beautiful backdrop for the outdoor rink.

Omnifest 2014
Science Museum of Minnesota, St. Paul
January 9 – February 28
Adults $8, Children (4-12) $7
www.smm.org

Everyone’s favorite giant screen film festival is back this winter! Omnifest 2014 will bring five giant screen films to the Science Museum’s Omnitheater – both audience favorites and brand new features.

Winter Farmers Markets
Minneapolis
January 11- April 12, Select Dates
www.millcityfarmersmarket.org

Fresh produce is no longer something reserved for summer with the Mill City Farmers Market moving indoors for its third winter. “Many of our farmers have produce well beyond the outdoor season as well as many value-added products so we thought providing an indoor marketplace would be a great opportunity,” says Katherine Heilmann, the market’s marketing and events manager. Against a backdrop of the Mill City Museum, visitors to the winter market can expect to be surprised by all of the fresh produce harvested year-round, with many of the same vendors as the summer markets. Heimann says, “Visitors can shop for everything from seasonal produce, pastured meats and cheeses, granola, baked goods, fermented and pickled vegetables, jams, preserves, local art and more!” And, since the market is indoors, there is no need to worry about the weather – a welcome change from the unpredictable summer season.

Artwork courtesy of Griffin Gallery

Leroy Neiman Exhibit
Griffin Gallery, Edina
January 15 – March 15
www.griffingalleryfineart.com

Featuring the work of Leroy Neiman, a St. Paul native, the Griffin Gallery should be on everyone’s winter to-do list. Considered one of the greatest painters and sketch artists of all time, Andy Warhol expressed great interest in Neiman and sought to advise him. Warhol, expressing his love for the sports artist who was the official artist of five Olympiads, said “I think he is wonderful – I watched him on the Olympics every night from start to finish.” The exhibit, featuring over 100 original paintings, serigraphs, and drawings, are all works owned by Griffin Gallery owner Deb Mack and her husband, Bill, who knew the artist. Deb says “We have probably the largest collection of original works by Leroy Neiman. They appeal to sports enthusiasts because the majority of his work deals with sports.”

9th Annual U.S. Pond Hockey Championships
Lake Nokomis, Minneapolis
January 17 – 19
Free
www.uspondhockey.com

Pond hockey combines the passion of a simple childhood memory and the strength of community spirit. Players from around the world compete in the U.S. Pond Hockey Championships.

Lake Harriet Winter Kite Festival
Minneapolis
18-Jan
Free
www.minneapolisparks.org

Kites of all shapes, sizes, colors and themes will fly over frozen Lake Harriet. Other activities at the festival include ice fishing, horse-drawn wagon rides, snowshoeing, a medallion hunt, and marshmallow roast.

Science Fusion
Science Museum of Minnesota, St. Paul
January 18 – February 22
Adults $13, Children (4-12) $10
www.smm.org

Now an annual four-part event series, The Science Museum’s Science Fusion focuses on the accomplishments of members of the Twin Cities’ African American, American Indian, Latino and Hispanic, and Asian American communities in the areas of science, technology, engineering and math (STEM). Adults and kids alike will learn through interactive displays and presentations from scientists and educators at leading Twin Cities companies. “It’s important for students of color to meet people like them, with similar backgrounds and experiences, and learn about the professionals’ path into amazing scientific careers,” says Kim Ramsden, the museum’s director of communications. Ramsden cites that three out of five employment opportunities in the next decade will require STEM capabilities, but the U.S. ranks 17th out of 34 countries in science and 25th in math. That achievement gap is even more pronounced in students of color. Done in a science fair style, Ramsden says “participation in the many exciting areas of science and meeting professionals of different backgrounds can spark the curiosity of a student to be the next big dreamer.”

2014 St. Paul Winter Carnival
St. Paul
January 23 – February 2
Event prices vary
www.winter-carnival.com

Featuring a beer dabbler, parades, contests, fireworks and more, every member of the family is sure to find something they enjoy.

TwinsFest 2014
Target Field, Minneapolis
January 24 – 26
Adults $20, Children (14 and younger) $10
http://minnesota.twins.mlb.com

One of the largest team-run fan festivals in professional sports, TwinsFest is an annual fundraiser for the Minnesota Twins Community Fund.

Art Sled Rally
Powderhorn Park, Minneapolis
25-Jan
Free
www.artsledrally.com

A mass sledding spectacle inspired by the history of mass winter events at Powderhorn Park that began around a hundred years ago.

Polar Bear Plunge
Various Cities
January 25 – March 15
$75 minimum funds raised
www.plungemn.org

A unique opportunity for individuals, organizations and businesses to raise money in support of Special Olympics athletes by jumping into frigid Minnesota waters.

City of Lakes Loppet. Photo by Hubert Bonnet

City of Lakes Loppet
Lake Calhoun, Minneapolis
January 31 – February 2
Event prices vary
www.loppet.org

The urban cross country ski festival present winter activities for the whole family with events jam-packed into one weekend.

Art Shanty Project
White Bear Lake
February 1 – February 23
http://artshantyprojects.org/

The Art Shanty Projects were started by artists Peter Haakon Thompson and David Pittman, two local artists who were interested in the ecosystem of ice fishing villages and wondered how that would (or could) apply to the arts. “In a way they started a self-appointed residency program out on the ice,” says Melinda Childs, the Art Shanty Projects Director. The project has a few main goals: First, think about space (particularly relatively unregulated or underutilized space) in new and creative ways; second, to create community through participatory art experiences and lastly, to encourage hibernating Minnesotans to get outside and be active and social in the winter. Child’s advice for first time visitors is to dress warmer than you think you need to – wind on the lake can bite! “Beyond that, come prepared to let your guard down,” she says. “It’s not necessarily about seeing every single shanty, your experience may be to stay in one shanty all day learning how to knit. Just be open to what comes to you!”

Valentine’s Day TC 5K
Lake Harriet, Minneapolis
8-Feb
Individual $40, Couple $70
www.tcmevents.org

Twin Cities in Motion presents the 29th annual Valentine’s 5k race. Open to couples and singles, “relationship status” back tags make the perfect icebreaker.

2014 Red Bull Crashed Ice World Championship
St. Paul
February 20 – 22
Free
www.redbullcrashedice.com

The sport of ice cross downhill (a mix of downhill skiing, skating, and roller derby) continues with a third visit to St. Paul as the sport continues to grow in popularity with U.S. fans.

Matisse: Masterworks from The Baltimore Museum of Art
Minneapolis Institute of Arts
February 23 – May 18
www.artsmia.org

Spanning six decades of Matisse’s prolific career, with an emphasis on the artist’s earliest works, this special exhibition features 50 works of painting and sculpture, 30 prints, and the artist’s book Jazz.

Chanhassen Dinner Theatre Presents: Disney’s The Little Mermaid
Chanhassen
February 28 – August 30
$62 – $82
www.chanhassentheatres.com

Experience the Midwest premiere of the Broadway production of Disney’s The Little Mermaid. Originally rooted in Hans Christian Andersen’s fairy tale, The Little Mermaid is a musical favorite for audiences of all ages.

Mill City Bake-Off Challenge
Mill City Museum, Minneapolis
8-Mar
Adults $11, Children $6
www.millcitymuseum.org

In true “test kitchen” style, Mill City Museum staff will create an original recipe on-the-spot after guests choose the ingredients from the Pillsbury Bake-Off official list of qualifying ingredients.

Minnesota Rollergirls. Photo by Ryan Starr

Minnesota RollerGirls Championship
Roy Wilkins Auditorium, St. Paul
March 8 – April 19
Adults $13, Children (9 and under) free
www.mnrollergirls.com

Cheer on the Minnesota RollerGirls as they fight for the championship. Don’t miss your chance to see who will raise the Golden Skate.

Frozen Minnehaha Falls
Minneapolis
Free
www.minneapolisparks.org

With a slight minty-blue tint, Minnehaha Falls is the perfect backdrop for some cold-weather selfies or just a glorious bit of nature to enjoy.

Lebanon Hills Regional Park
Eagan
Free
www.co.dakota.mn.us

With over 12 miles of winter ski trails, the park also features special events open to the public such as candle-lit trails in the evening and nature scavenger hunts. After your fun in the snow, return to the visitors center for a cup of hot chocolate or spiced cider.

Theodore Wirth Park
Minneapolis
$10 snowboard pass
www.minneapolisparks.org

Featuring the first inner-city snowboard program, now with snow-making equipment, Theodore Wirth Park also plays host to cross-country skiing and sledding/tubing opportunities.

Empress XXI, Burnadate Daniels (left), and Regent Emperor XXI Jeff Crump. Photo Courtesy of Imperial Court of Minnesota

Since it was founded in 1992, the Imperial Court of Minnesota (ICOM), primarily a fundraising organization according to its mission statement, has brought in hundreds of thousands of dollars for myriad local charities.

But ICOM has its fun side, too, with plenty of crowns and gowns at events that raise money as well. That will be most evident at its grandest spectacle of the year, Coronation XXII, on February 8 at the Radisson Plaza Hotel in Downtown Minneapolis. Appropriately enough, the theme is “An Imperial Ball at St. Petersburg’s Winter Place.”

ICOM is a monarchical organization, meaning that an emperor and empress elected each year preside over activities. At Coronation XXII, Regent Emperor XXI, Jeff Crump, and Empress XXI, Burnadate Daniels, will step down after a successful reign. That night, new monarchs will be crowned.

Evie Blank and Brie J’órdòn are vying for empress, while Darin Hatch is the sole candidate for emperor. Voting takes place on February 1 at the Radisson Plaza Hotel. Candidate J’órdòn held a benefit for HOPE 4 YOUTH on January 19 at the Town House in St. Paul and a benefit for the St. Cloud State University LGBT Resource Center on January 23 at Biology 701 in St. Cloud. Candidate Blank has a benefit for Bill’s Pantry on January 25 at the Saloon. Candidate Hatch has a benefit for The Aliveness Project on January 31 at the Gay 90’s.

Other activities take place the weekend of Coronation XXII: the Out of Town Show on February 7 at the Saloon, and the Victory Brunch on February 9 at the Radisson Plaza.

For more information, visit www.impcourtmn.com.

Quorum Young Professionals Coffee!
Saturday, January 25 • 3pm
Gigi’s • 824 W. 36^th St., Minneapolis

Are you a GLBTA professional in your 20’s or 30’s? Are you just starting your career, or interested in growing your career? If so, join Quorum’s Young Professionals Council for coffee and conversation. It’s a great opportunity to catch up after the holidays and hear plans for the coming year. The event is free to attend. Visit www.twincitiesquorum.com for more information.

Butts, Bares, and Bottoms
Friday, January 31 • 5-9pm
Gay 90’s Men’s Room Bar • 408 Hennepin Ave., Minneapolis

Please join candidate for Emperor XXII, Darin Hatch, for a Fundraiser benefitting the Aliveness Project. $5 donation at the door is requested. The event features special guest appearances by Mr. Minneapolis Eagle 2013, Ryan Brown, and Mr. Minneapolis 2014, Jason Little. Search “Butts, Bares and Bottoms” on Facebook for more information. Also, a special reminder to vote for your favorite Emperor and Empress candidates on February 1 from noon to 5pm at the Radisson Plaza Hotel located at 35 S. 7^th St., Minneapolis.

Bingo Bango
Saturday, February 1 • 2-4pm
Lush • 990 Central Ave. NE, Minneapolis

Eat. Drink. Be Lushious. Play Bingo. Well, I added the last one, but here’s your chance to help The Aliveness Project while having a great time and perhaps winning some big money. There are 10 games of bingo, and the last game is a coverall for a $500 jackpot.! Games 1 – 9 cost $1 each game. The 10th game jackpot costs $2. If you get hungry, bingo players get $5 appetizers. Visit www.lushfoodbar.com for more information.

Movie Bear’s 8^th Annual Snow Tubing Event
Sunday, February 1 • Dinner 6-7:30pm • Tubing 8-10:30pm
Green Acres • 8989 55^th St. N., Lake Elmo

Whether we like it or not, winter is a big part of living in Minnesota. Get out and embrace the season and join the Minneapolis Movie Bears at the annual snow-tubing event. The cost is $18 per person, and benefits the Minnesota AIDS Walk. You can also join the gang for dinner at the Ruby Tuesday’s located at 13375 60th St. N in Stillwater, but please RSVP if you’re joining for dinner. Visit www.minneapolismoviebears.com for more info.

Underwear Party
Saturday, February 1
eagleBOLTbar • 515 Washington Ave. S., Minneapolis

It’s ALWAYS a hot time at Bolt Video, and the first Saturday of the month means it’s eagleBOLTbar’s always HOT underwear party. Come show off your favorite pair of undies…GRRRR! Underwear attire is enforced. Free clothes check. Visit www.eagleboltbar.com for more information.

Lavender’s February First Thursday
Thursday, February 6 • 5:30-8pm
Restaurant Max • 215 4^th St. S., Minneapolis

Join Lavender Magazine, HRC Twin Cities, OutFront MN, Twin Cities Gay Men’s Chorus, PFund, North Country Bears, Minneapolis Movie Bears, Twin Cities Quorum, and Prime Timers MSP for the Lavender’s February First Thursday presented by Ketel One Vodka. This “come as you are” event attracts 200+ people, and includes wine and cocktail samples and complimentary appetizers. You can also register for prizes including 2 TICKETS TO LADY GAGA’S MAY 20 CONCERT! How cool is that? The event is always FREE to attend. Visit www.lavendermagazine.com/calendar/lavenders-first-thursdays/ for more information.

Natural Color Diamonds Trunk Show
Friday, February 7 & Saturday, February 8
Scheherazade Jewelers • Galleria • 69^th & France, Edina

Looking for the perfect diamond for your wedding or just want to spoil yourself? Visit Scheherazade Jewelers for the Natural Color Diamonds Trunk Show featuring Sethi Couture. This event also provides the opportunity to meet award-winning jewelry designers in person and have them personally present their latest collections and creations. Visit www.sjewelers.com for more information.

Photo by Adam Grim.

In the 50 years since Patti LaBelle started in show business, a lot of singers have tried to imitate the vocal stylings of the R&B diva, with her unique combination of jazzy phrasing, gospel passion and pop drama.

But after all these years the pretenders still can’t touch the original, a fact made abundantly clear when LaBelle, at “69 years young”, took the Mystic Showroom stage at Mystic Lake Casino Hotel this past Saturday in her third show of the new year. LaBelle took the time to let the audience know who the true diva was, as these “girls with possibilities” often look to her for guidance, dropping names like Fantasia, Mýa, Beyoncé, and Toni Braxton among her advisees. “If I can’t ell these little diva girls about life, who can? I am the chosen one,” LaBelle explained.

After a fourteen year hiatus from the Mystic Showroom, LaBelle stunned the audience with her soaring vocals, periodically reminding everyone that a young songstress may have made a song popular, but “don’t get it twisted…I did it first.”

And indeed she did. With more than 50 million albums sold worldwide, LaBelle has collaborated with a wide range of artists including Ray Charles, Mary J. Blige and Kanye West. She has won two Grammy Awards and received eleven Grammy nominations. LaBelle has been inducted into the Grammy Hall of Fame, the Apollo Theater Legends Hall of Fame and the Songwriters Hall of Fame.

Photo by Adam Grim.

After kick-starting the show with an energetic rendition of her hit “New Attitude,” which earned her a standing ovation, LaBelle transitioned into the slow jams “If You Asked Me To” and “If Only You Knew,” which showcased her acrobatic melisma. LaBelle was a showstopper in a white ‘50s cocktail dress silhouette, but it wasn’t long before she was flashing the fuchsia lining and reminding everyone that age is just a number if you’re young at heart.

As she crooned through decades of hits, LaBelle made her way through everyone’s favorites. For the obligatory performance of what is perhaps her best-known song, the 1974 funk classic “Lady Marmalade,” originally performed with the group Labelle, the singer put a fun twist by inviting men from the audience to sing and dance to rather hilarious effect. This act may have gone on longer than necessary, but that can be blamed on more men than was requested jumping up on stage.

Throughout the night, LaBelle would frequently pause to either dab her face or look at herself in a hand mirror and fix herself before continuing on. Although this had a comedic effect early on, the habit soon grew distracting for the audience. But, as a music icon and legend, LaBelle somehow manages to get away with it.

Photo by Adam Grim.

LaBelle closed the show with a heartfelt encore of “You Are My Friend,” which took on added emotional heft thanks to a montage of images of the singer with famous friends from over the years (Al Green, Michael Jackson, President Barack Obama) culminating with her three sisters and parents. This went on as LaBelle walked her way through the audience, belting out the ballad while making eye contact, before disappearing behind the curtain.

Minnesota Beatles Project Vol. 5

It says a lot about the Beatles that, five volumes in, there are still plenty of classics for local artists to toy with on this set. It also says plenty that the band’s library can be the fodder for traditional rockers, country singers, wild-eyed experimentation, and even a high school jazz band. Here, we have The Suburbs doing a typical Suburbs thing to “Taxman,” maintaining the original’s fire but adding a dance beat. Elsewhere, Actual Wolf and Dosh deconstruct “Your Mother Should Know” and “Blue Jay Way.” The Cactus Brothers bring some old-style country swing to “This Boy,” showcasing one of the numerous influences on the Beatles’ original sound. It wraps up with the Denfield High School Jazz Band putting “Please Please Me” through its paces.

Britney Spears Britney Jean

I keep trying to focus on the music from this more mature Spears, but I found myself distracted by questions at every turn. Midway through “Work Bitch” – really the best song here – her rap delivery reminded me of Britain’s Lady Sovereign. This led me to wonder what the S.O.V. has been up to in recent years (on the British Big Brother and then hiatus, apparently) and by the time I refocused, the album was nearly over. I’d try again, but then I would wonder why Spears was singing like Gwen Stefani and that led to another whole stream of thoughts. For an album that’s only about 35 minutes long, that’s a lot of distractions going on, but that’s better than this warmed-over pop music.

An Evening with Neil Gaiman and Amanda Palmer

The alternative “it” couple showcases their skills and styles on this massive three-disc set, culled from a 2011 tour. We get stories, poems, and thoughts from Gaiman and plenty of songs from Palmer. They also mix things up here and there, even getting the reclusive Gaiman to share his singing voice and the far-less-reclusive Palmer to share a poem or two. We get stories old and new from Gaiman, often bringing a dark and melancholy edge to the proceedings. Palmer spends time on the piano and ukulele, singing anthems to Judy Bloom, Lady Gaga and her stringed instrument of choice – one you can learn to play in an hour, or the same time to learn how to make a pipe bomb. “You do the math,” she sings.

Kitten Forever Pressure

Punk rock certainly lives through this bold-as-brass Minneapolis trio. Channeling Bikini Kill and The Go Gos and their own distinct approach to fierce rock ‘n’ roll, Kitten Forever gives us a quick (it was pressed to a pair of 7-inch EPs for the vinyl release), driving and absolutely brilliant album. From the opening 43 seconds of “Get Loud” to the epic two minute sweep of the final title track, the band pulls no punches on their punk-rock journey. Amazingly, all of this racket is made with just bass (Laura Larson), drums (Corrie Harrigan) and vocals (Liz Elton). Even within the confines of full-on, fuzzed-out punk rock, the trio provides some deft musical changes, like stuttering “Black Ice.” This fell through the musical cracks when it came out late last summer – don’t miss out now.

Monthly Events Feature Underwear, Leather, and Bears

The EagleBOLTbar in Downtown Minneapolis, now in its 16th year of serving the Twin Cities GLBT community, hosts the following Monthly Saturday night events:

• Underwear Party: Every First Saturday—BOLT Video Bar. Underwear attire is enforced. A free clothes check is available.

• Leather Night: Every Second Saturday—Eagle Bar. Leather dress code is enforced. Beer bust 9 PM-Midnight. EagleBOLTbar owner Ed Hopkins, who reports that local leather community members have told him they’re pleased with the venue where it all began a decade-and-a-half ago, says, “It’s like going back to our roots.”

• Trough Night: Every Third Saturday—Eagle Bar and BOLT Bar. It’s an all-encompassing leather, bear, and underwear night. As they say, “Is there a little pig in you?” A beer bust takes place 9 PM-Midnight.

• Bear Night: Every Fourth Saturday—Eagle Bar and BOLT Bar. North Country Bears hosts this event. A beer bust takes place 8-11 PM.

• Fifth Saturday. No special events are held this night if a month has a fifth Saturday, but you can enjoy the usual fun lineup at the bar.

There’s no cover charge for any of the foregoing events, which are open to everyone, as long as they abide by any dress codes. Plus, the bar’s great drinks and tasty food are always reasonably priced. What a deal!

Looking for just the right outfit for Underwear Night and/or Leather Night? Stop by Twin Cities Leather & Latté in Uptown Minneapolis.

EagleBOLTbar
515 Washington Ave. S., Mpls.
(612) 338-4214
www.EagleBOLTbar.com

2014 Mr. Twin Cities Leather Weekend
Friday, February 14 – Sunday, February 16
The Saloon • 830 Hennepin Ave., Minneapolis

It’s time to dress in your leather best and head over to the Saloon for the 2014 Mr. Twin Cities Leather Weekend. Luke Wallrich, Karri Plowman, and the whole gang at Twin Cities Leather & Latte have another great event planned, including:

Friday February 14
8:00pm Meet and Greet
9:30pm Contestant Introductions/Drawing for Contestant Order
9:45pm Raffle Drawing
10:00pm Black & Red Ball

Saturday February 15
2:00 – 5:00pm Kink U
8:00pm Contest
10:00pm Victory Ball

Sunday February 16
12:00 – 4:30pm Brunch/Hands on Rope Class
4:30 – 8:00pm Beer Bust/Travel Fund Fundraiser
10:00pm – 2:00am Rubber/Kink Shower Contest

Search “2014 Mr. Twin Cities Leather Weekend!” on Facebook for more information.

Show Pony starring Leslie Jordan
Thursday, February 27 – Sunday, March 2
The Cabaret at Camp Bar • 490 N. Robert St., St. Paul

Get ready once again Minnesota! He’s baaack! Leslie Jordan returns to the Twin Cities with his very own special “night at the races,” one man show. As one of American pop culture’s most recognizable, enduring (and endearing) personalities, the diminutive dynamo rides back into town.

Galloping back Camp Bar with his latest on-stage, autobiographical romp, “Show Pony”, Leslie Jordan, the delightful, Deep South Dandy saddles up for an evening of horse feathers hilarity! “Show Pony” is Jordan’s reflections on the never ending, relentless quest for sustainability and longevity in “La-La Land”; still having to pay your dues, life on the road and what it takes to truly stay relevant and in the race. In true thoroughbred form, he remains characteristically frank, charming, self-effacing and wicked!

An admitted, inveterate name dropper, any Jordan show is peppered with those star encounters that seem to only happen to him as he continues to have projects literally fall into his lap that surround him with the biggest names in show business. From being banged on the conker with a frying pan by Betty White (Boston Legal) to trying to convince his director friend at the helm of the Oscar winning megahit, The Help that he’d be just as feasible in the Emma Stone lead role as the now mega star was to being surrounded by an orgiastic collection of screen legends (Jessica Lange, Angela Bassett, Kathy Bates) where getting his eyeballs carved out by a melon baller (American Horror Story) triggered his natural instinct to cajole for more scene-stealing screen time, Jordan as always simply can’t and doesn’t hold back! General Admission: $34.50, VIP Reserved Table Seating: $39.50. Visit www.camp-bar.net/showpony for tickets and more information.

Elder Isolation in the LGBTQ Community – Concerns. Risks. Solutions.
Thursday, February 27 • 6-9pm
The Center for Changing Lives • 2400 Park Ave. S., Minneapolis

Seniors in the LGBTQ community face a far greater risk of isolation, discrimination, and abuse than other members of their generation. According to the 2012 Twin Cities LGBT Aging Needs Assessment Survey Report, they are more likely to live alone and less likely to have children to look after them as they age. LGBT elders are less likely to have a caregiver – yet ironically, are likely to be caregivers themselves. Even in our enlightened society, all too many die alone, forgoing medical care in order to avoid humiliation and abuse. Little Brothers – Friends of the Elderly, in partnership with Prime Timers MSP, present a forum to raise awareness and explore solutions to the risks of elder isolation in the LGBTQ community.

6pm: Showing of the award-winning documentary, Gen Silent
7-9pm: Panel and discussion featuring:

• Paul Bloom, Owner and CEO, Right at Home, Bloomington

• Cathy Croghan, MPH, RN, co-author 2012 Twin Cities LGBT Aging Needs Assessment Survey

• Jay Haapala, Associate State Director-Community Outreach, AARP Minnesota

• Tara Patet, Sr. Prosecutor, St. Paul City Attorney’s Office

• Julie Switzer, MD, Director of Geriatric Orthopedic Trauma, Regions Hospital

FREE admission and refreshments will be served. RSVP today: info@littlebrothersmn.org or 612-746-0726.

Wilde Roast Café’s 10^th Anniversary Celebration
March 1-10
Wilde Roast Café * 65 Main St. SE, Minneapolis

The Wilde Roast Cafe has been serving up great drinks and food to their neighbors in NE Minneapolis and across the Twin Cities for the last ten years. To celebrate their 10-year anniversary this March, they’ve announced a grand celebration party, writing contest, prizes, giveaways, and special offers.

The highlight of their celebration is a 10^th Anniversary Party on Thursday, March 6, 2014 from 8-10pm. The event will feature musical entertainment by local cabaret artist Erin Schwab with Jay Fuchs, a special menu with some of their most popular items, and guests will get a free glass of Wilde Punch.

Each day from March 1-10, customers can stop in to the Wilde Roast Cafe and celebrate their anniversary with:

• Free giveaways from 7-9am, 3-5pm and 9-11pm that include free coffee, gelato, and muffins (while supplies last).
• Scratch-off cards with a grand prize of a $250 Wilde Roast Cafe gift card, plus 50% off and buy one get one free deals, free coffee, and other exciting prizes (while supplies last).
• 10 Belly Points per visit, which is twice the points of their normal rewards program.
• Back for a limited time: Trinity College Tuna Melt and their fantastic Tuna Salad.

Also on the schedule:

• March 17th (St. Patrick’s Day): in honor of Oscar Wilde’s Irish heritage, they’ll be serving up a delicious Guinness Pie.
• The Wilde Roast Writing Contest: Share your Wilde Roast Cafe story – a memorable moment at the cafe, a great date, inspiration that struck over a latte… and win a $500 Wilde Roast Cafe Party! It can be an essay, poem, or whatever format you’d like. Email your story to oscar@wilderoastcafe.com with the subject line “My WRC Story”. Entries will be posted on their Facebook page, and voted on by friends of the Wilde Roast Cafe. Stories are due March 1, 2014.
• For more information, visit www.wilderoastcafe.com.

(include photo of Tom & Dean)

Mad for Plaid Bowling

Sunday, March 2 • 1:45-4pm
Park Tavern • 3401 Louisiana Ave. S., St. Louis Park

Join Human Rights Campaign (HRC) Twin Cities for this fun annual event wearing your favorite plaid attire while bowling for equality! Registration includes 2 hours of bowling, shoe rental and a HRC membership (normally $35)! Troll those closets or a thrift shop and wear your best plaid. Find your 70s polyester, 90s grunge, or your latest hipster outfit. Search “Twin Cities Mad for Plaid Bowling” on Facebook for more info and tickets.

[If there’s extra room, add this event.]

Stillwater Home & Garden Show
Saturday, March 1 • 10am-3pm
Rutherford Elementary School • 115 Rutherford Rd., Stillwater

For the person who loves remodeling, gardening, do-it-yourself projects, it’s a great weekend for you. Not only is the Minneapolis Home & Garden Show going on February 26 – March 2, but you can also head to the east metro on March 1 for the Stillwater Home & Garden Show. The event includes more than 80 local exhibitors, helpful seminars, kid’s educational activities, drawings, giveaways, and prizes. It’s another great opportunity to experience what’s new for your home and garden in 2014. Visit www.stillwaterhomeshow.com for more information.

(From left) Trans Exotica stars Vanessa, Brandonna Dupri LaReese, Rere, Christina, and Monica. Photo by George Holdgrafer

Weekly Wednesday Event Is Unique Locally and Nationally

Trans Exotica, a weekly event every Wednesday, 9 PM-2 AM, in the Men’s Room bar downstairs at the Gay 90’s in Downtown Minneapolis, celebrates its one-year anniversary in March. It’s open to all ages 18 and up.

According to director Brandonna Dupri LaReese, who is also the bartender for the evening, Trans Exotica is “the only trans girl exotic dancer night in the Twin Cities”—and indeed nationwide. She notes that the “Rated X” event is “where fantasy and fetish become reality.” It stars La Reese, Christina, Monica, Rere, and Vanessa.

As LaReese points out, “It’s all about the trans community in the Twin Cities. We wanted to provide a place for all trans people and friends to feel welcome and socialize in a fun space.”

LaReese is also show director of Eggs ’n’ Drag, a brunch and drag show Sundays at the Gay 90’s downstairs. Marking its first anniversary in May, the event now takes place weekly on Sundays, 11 AM-2 PM.

Gay 90’s
408 Hennepin Ave., Mpls.
(612) 333-7755
www.gay90s.com

Jeremy Messersmith Heart Murmurs

The locally-based singer-songwriter strengthens his position as one of the Twin Cities’ best talents on his latest album, which mixes touches of pop and rock music from multiple generations into a fresh and engaging package. Musically, Messersmith employs a straightforward approach, building off Beatles-esque rock or acoustically driven pop. Beyond that, he builds up plenty of layers that take the songs in unexpected aural directions. On the lyrical front, the sometimes off-kilter nature remains, with tunes like “Tourniquet,” “Hitman,” and “I Want to be Your One Night Stand” showcasing Messersmith’s sometimes macabre sense of humor. At the same time, these songs still ache with lost love; or bask in the warmth of connection. It’s a measured and mature set from a strong player in the local scene.

Against Me! Transgender Dysphoria Blues

As the title suggests, the latest from this Florida band explores transgender issues, especially those of singer Laura Jane Grace, whose transition makes her one of a handful in the often inflexible world of extreme music. The album bristles with musical intensity, though Against Me! leans toward the poppier end of the punk spectrum. The collection features ten cuts that rage out, even on the acoustic “Two Coffins.” Transitional and transgender issues show up throughout, from the title track to its follow up on the album, “True Trans Soul Rebel” and beyond. The band has been at the game for a long time, and hit the right punk-rock buttons here: solid drumming as a backbone, pulsating bass, and ferocious guitars with Grace’s wail holding it all together.

Beyoncé Beyoncé

Beyoncé gave her fans – and pop music lovers in general – a Christmas present (OK, one that cost $10 to download) late last year with this self-titled album. It’s a fittingly fierce collection of tunes that showcase her vocal and musical skills. The album features songwriting and vocal collaborations with a host of folks (including hubby Jay- Z), but there’s no question who is in charge throughout the 14 songs on this collection. Beyoncé also shows she can move with the times, mixing a number of more recent pop, hip-hop, and dance trends into her musical mix. There are propulsive, MIA-like tracks here (“Partition”), smooth-moving ballads (“Superpower” with Frank Ocean), and a song featuring a breakdown from Nigerian author Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie. That’s truly fierce.

Sharon Jones and the Dap Kings Give the People What They Want

Sharon Jones’ crusade to recreate and build on classic soul continues on her latest album. Here, the sense of survival and triumph that has carried all of her recent music has been intensified by a real-world battle. Jones’ struggle with cancer delayed the release of the album by six months. Beyond that, these ten tracks bring back the classic soul vibe from the opening riffs of “Retreat!” It is clear that moving back is the last thing on the mind of the singer, who struggled for decades before finding success after her 50th birthday. The ten cuts blaze by in a flash, propelled all the way by the expert playing of the Dap Kings and the warm, analog production that makes this sound like a long-lost classic.